Last friday, as I was walking through Newell-Simon to head back home, I met Sam at the stairs - he ascending and I descending the steps.
We exchanged "hi!"'s and "how're you doing?"'s at the stairs whilst moving to our respective directions. As I was about to reply "Fine thanks", I missed a step and tripped over my own foot. My super-sonic reflexes made me grab the railing, and that was all that kept me from hurtling down topsy-turvy to the landing below. I heard a slight gasp coming from my only witness.
The pain shot through me like a piston and for a while there, I was sure I had broken a bone or at least pulled the ligaments. Such was the agony. Even so, all I could really think was
Great job Myn... now he'll think you're an ass.
Being the nice guy that he is, Sam kept asking if I was fine and held out his hand to aid this poor damsel whose ego had deflated and transmogrified into the minutest thing ever to exist on earth. With whatever dignity I had left I declined and told him that I would be fine, thank you now let me be off on my way and lock myself in my room for eternity.
As I limped my way down, I could feel his eyes burning on my back, just watching me hobble away and waiting to see if I would suddenly faint. I did not look back but I'm pretty sure I had amused my friend with that little stunt of mine.
I will now spend the rest of my entire academic life avoiding him.